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According to Dr. Schmidt, an inflated transparent plastic cushion of the kind used to insulate sensitive packaged goods is also one of the raviolis to be collected. In one of the past years, Mr. Schmidt fell down on it in Schiersteinerstraße near Niederwaldstraße and scrubbed both knees and palms open. He then showed this cushion, which is now part of his Ravioli Street collection, to the porter at Wiesbaden City Hall, pointing out that this inconspicuous, harmless-looking object was a considerable danger to pedestrians on public pavements, which could and did lead to serious falls, and that only the agility of a feline predator saved Schmidt from worse injuries, and that this be shown as a sample object to all firefighters and that they be instructed, should they come across plastic air cushions on pavements, to immediately pick them up and stab them so that the air escapes from them and renders them harmless and to remove them.
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