Sermon

Ich brauch nur den Mund aufzumachen. Dann können meine Kinder raten, was jetzt kommen wird. Ihre Trefferquote ist am höchsten, wenn ich gerade fassungslos auf der Schwelle zum jeweiligen Chaoszimmer stehe.

Overture and beginners!
When (whish, O whish!) mesaw mestreamed, as the green to the gred was flew, was flown, through deafths of durkness greengrown deeper I heard a voice, the voce of Shaun, vote of the Irish, voise from afar (and cert no purer puer palestrine e'er chanted panangelical mid the clouds of Tu es Petrus, not Michaeleen Kelly, not Mara O'Mario, and sure, what more numerose Italicuss ever rawsucked frish uov in urinal?), a brieze to Yverzone o'er the brozaozaozing sea, from Inchigeela call the way how it suspired (morepork! morepork!) to scented nightlife as softly as the loftly marconimasts from Clifden sough open tireless secrets (mauveport! mauveport!) to Nova Scotia's listing sisterwands. Tubetube!

James Joyce, Finnegans Wake 407